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Just Desserts Recipe 4: Vengeance on a Budget & Puppy Chow

Fuel for plotting revenge against a freeloading roommate

Just Desserts is a foodpairing style that combines sweet delicacies with even sweeter vengeance. The recipes in this series were designed to complement a particular type of retribution. As you cook up your revenge, you can also prepare these tasty treats so that you can truly savor the realization of your own righteous fury.

Our fourth Just Dessert: Vengeance on a Budget & Puppy Chow.

 

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Carolynn Calabrese

If you prick your finger and write “Cat Fancy” on your mirror in blood during a harvest moon, CC will appear behind you and make you put human clothes on your pets. CC is Head Crone in Charge at POMEgranate Magazine, as well as the co-host of Moon Podcast Power MAKE UP!!

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Rachel is a big weirdo that likes to design in Photoshop and code in JavaScript. She is pro-feminism, pro-crones, and pro-dogs. She's also Boss Crone at POMEgranate Magazine, and one day hopes to be able to drink her tea without so much milk and sugar.

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  • John C. Hall

    I love this feature because I lived with a roommate who aspired to be a slob. We lived in a one half of a small duplex on a budget that could best be described as sub-poverty-student welfare-eligible. But we were healthy guys with normal desires (pro-women). My roommate was fond of dropping his drawers and leaving them wherever it struck his fancy (and there was nothing fancy about it). I grew tired of telling my dates not to, under any circumstances, look at the floor. That it was the stuff of Caligula and the 4th circle of hell. So I gathered up all of his erstwhile bvd’s and stuffed them into his pillow. Eventually, but not until no woman could stand to stay overnight and there was no underwear from the floor to pick from for the next day, I confessed. But how much of a slob was this guy? This guy was such a slob that he didn’t even think it was a bad idea to keep his underwear in his pillow.

    • I’m sooooooo glad I’ve never really had a terrible roommate, but ESPECIALLY glad I’ve never had one like this!