We here at POME are big fans of the Netflix-produced garbage fire that The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina has become. Perhaps this is because CAOS taps into something special inside of us — the witch-loving child we will always be — perhaps it’s just because we love to watch beautiful, expensively-dressed people make horrible mistakes. I will say that I’m leaning towards the former because there are just a few too many similarities between the plotlines of this dumb (beloved) show and the fanfiction I uncovered while cleaning out my childhood bedroom.
And so we come to the quiz! Can YOU determine which of these things happened in The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina and which happened in my childhood fanfiction?