Did this Happen on Sabrina or in My Childhood Fanfiction?

We here at POME are big fans of the Netflix-produced garbage fire that The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina has become. Perhaps this is because CAOS taps into something special inside of us — the witch-loving child we will always be — perhaps it’s just because we love to watch beautiful, expensively-dressed people make horrible mistakes. I will say that I’m leaning towards the former because there are just a few too many similarities between the plotlines of this dumb (beloved) show and the fanfiction I uncovered while cleaning out my childhood bedroom.

And so we come to the quiz! Can YOU determine which of these things happened in The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina and which happened in my childhood fanfiction?

She has to go to a special school for witchcraft.
Sabrina Fanfiction Quiz
The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina
My Childhood Fanfiction

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A dead, male relative has left behind an object that is at once a puzzle and a locked treasure. And only she can solve/unlock it.
The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina
My Childhood Fanfiction

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Everything is VERY Catholic and no one is quite sure why.
sabrina fanfiction quiz
The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina
My Childhood Fanfiction

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Éowyn is there.
sabrina fanfiction quiz
The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina
My Childhood Fanfiction

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She decides to do something she doesn’t want to do in order to ease the burdens of her beloved female guardian(s).
sabrina fanfiction quiz
The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina
My Childhood Fanfiction

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The boy she grew up with is hot and into her, but so is this new boy at the witchcraft school?? What to do???
sabrina fanfiction quiz
The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina
My Childhood Fanfiction

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She meets Satan and Oh No He’s Hot???
sabrina fanfiction quiz
The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina
My Childhood Fanfiction

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She meets a beautiful girl who starts as her rival but eventually they gain a mutual respect and admiration — they never kiss, even though they should.
The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina
My Childhood Fanfiction

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Jenny Mott

Jenny Mott

Jenny is just a Silly Nerd with a lot of Feelings about Comic Books and Friendship and also This Capitalist Yoke We All Share; she enjoys Dogs and Sleeping and Cartoons. Her three favorite words are: Breakfast All Day.
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