Give Us a Classic Halloween Candy and We’ll Give You a Ridiculous “Sexy” Costume

Halloween is almost at hand, dear goblins and ghouls, and that means there will be two things coming your way very soon: candy and unnecessarily “sexy”costumes. These two constants of the modern Halloween season seem to be at odds with each other, but there can be a connection if you really think about it, or if you’re just that committed to the bit. Well, luckily my momma didn’t raise a quitter, so in honor of the upcoming spooky/sexy/sweet holiday,  pick a classic candy below and I’ll offer a corresponding “sexy” costume!  

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Candy Apples
Candy Corn
Black Licorice
Gummi Bears



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Alejandra Martinez

Alejandra Martinez

Alejandra Martinez is a Tejana archivist, writer, and scholar. When she's not thinking about preservation and access, you can find her reading a good book, watching a David Lynch film, or writing about pop-culture at your local coffee shop.

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