Give Us a Classic Halloween Candy and We’ll Give You a Ridiculous “Sexy” Costume

Halloween is almost at hand, dear goblins and ghouls, and that means there will be two things coming your way very soon: candy and unnecessarily “sexy”costumes. These two constants of the modern Halloween season seem to be at odds with each other, but there can be a connection if you really think about it, or if you’re just that committed to the bit. Well, luckily my momma didn’t raise a quitter, so in honor of the upcoming spooky/sexy/sweet holiday,  pick a classic candy below and I’ll offer a corresponding “sexy” costume!  

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Alejandra Martinez

Alejandra Martinez

Alejandra Martinez is a Tejana writer and archivist. She has been published in The Texas Observer, Pomegranate Magazine, and We Got This Covered. You can often find her reading a good book, watching a movie, or writing at your local coffee shop.
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