QUIZ: Design Your Ideal Witch House and We’ll Tell You How You’re Going To Die

Every crone need a home of one’s own. Take this quiz to reveal your ideal witch house, and also to learn the secrets of your eventual demise.

 

The Exterior:
Suburban/Sexy
Cottage
Forest
Cliffside
Very Happy Holiday
Glacier

Correct!

Wrong!

The Kitchen:
Cozy
Organic, yet simple
Contemporary
Grand
Fun & Spooky
Haunted

Correct!

Wrong!

The Bathtub:
Al fresco
Upscale Cistern
Quaint
Apartment Therapy Modern
Jolly
Cold

Correct!

Wrong!

The Bedroom:
Crags
Funeral Home
Rustic
Pinteresque
Festive
Crisp

Correct!

Wrong!

Bonus Room:
Guest Room/Dungeon
Reception Crag
Office/Apothecary
Book Nook
Recreational Pyramid
Reverse Sauna

Correct!

Wrong!

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