- People having babies on purpose
- Day drinking unsatisfying
- Fall into a routine where you eat the same thing all the time
- Unable to pinpoint the transition from “boo” to “bae”
- Increasing comfort with buying and using dry shampoo
- Spend less time out and about in your daily routine
- Millennials in youtube videos making fun of millennials all look old to you
- Dazzled by emojis
- People from high school band are all divorced now
- Decreased idealism about political affiliation
- Every friend growing increasingly gnarled and wizened
- Young people are frightened by your memories of time before ubiquitous internet
- Head often makes a full 360 degree rotation when you hear the siren-like call of the dial-up sound
- You bury your earnestness in the cold, hard ground with other mementos of your human soul
- Lack of reflection
- All your favorite webcomics are ending or have ended already
- The slow resurgence of camo in ladies’ fashion
- Molting
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