Would YOU Survive A Horror Movie?

Your friends have planned a night of unsupervised debauchery at one of their weird uncle's cabin in the middle of nowhere. You...
raided your parents' liquor cabinet for just such an occasion.
are planning to drive everyone there in the new SUV your father bought you after winning The Championship last year.
don't think it was foreboding at all when the creepy guy behind the counter at the only gas station within fifty miles said that you shouldn't be going into these woods.
really, really want to lose your virginity -- like, right now.
can't go because you already made plans to watch a movie with your dog (and you just can't let Stumpers down).

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It's Halloween, and your friends are planning to sneak into the "abandoned" house down the street (the one you heard is haunted). You...
are ready to punch a ghost -- how else are you going to prove your masculinity??
know there has to be a logical explanation for all this.
Children wearing costumes sitting on hay with sad faces
just don't want to take your younger siblings trick-or-treating. UGH! Free candy is for babies!
are looking forward to pranking the shit out of your friends.
saw a dog dressed as "Pugs Bunny" and you spent so long telling him what a good dog he was that your friends went ahead without you.

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An eccentric trillionaire has just died and he's promised to bequeath his worldly fortune to whoever can spend a full night in his super creepy mansion. You...
are his "entrepreneurial" son who frittered away your trust fund on selfish and impractical nonsense.
are his mistress who has been steadily stealing from him for years.
are his lawyer, and he already paid you so much that surely no one could think you'd dirty your hands murdering the others!
are his business competitor, and frankly you've never liked the guy.
used to walk his dog sometimes? Honestly you're not quite sure why you're here (but you hope it's because he left Patches to you in his will).

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The Zombie Apocalypse is upon us. You...
have been waiting for this day your entire life.
are the only non-zombified scientist left from the team responsible for the outbreak, and by god you're going to make this right.
have always thought humanity should get back to the sustainable farming lifestyle, and you secretly always thought it would be pretty easy.
can't help stopping to think about the metaphorical power of zombies to expose America's history of racial bias, or consumerism, or starting wars in foreign countries for no reason.
figured out pretty quickly that zombies only really want human brains. You know the perfect hiding spot.

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You just moved into a new house and now, everything is getting possessed. You...
should have listened to the realtor but it was just such a good price.
are TOTALLY FINE! Bleeding walls?? That's honestly not THAT weird, right?? RIGHT?
always knew this would happen -- the other side senses how deep and angsty you are.
(L-r) ANTHONY HOPKINS as Father Lucas and COLIN O’DONOGHUE as Michael Kovak in New Line Cinema’s psychological thriller “THE RITE,” a Warner Bros. Pictures release.
don't hear anyone making fun of Catholics now!! It's all "metaphorical" and "vernacular" until you need an exorcism, huh?
don't know what's going on, but that's okay, you beautiful ray of sunshine!

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Jenny Mott

Jenny Mott

Jenny is just a Silly Nerd with a lot of Feelings about Comic Books and Friendship and also This Capitalist Yoke We All Share; she enjoys Dogs and Sleeping and Cartoons. Her three favorite words are: Breakfast All Day.
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