Another week, another terrible time on Twitter! Buckle up friends, we’ve got everything from early aught scammers to the auction of props from The Matrix to distract us from the terrible Twitter man, so let’s dive in!
Because we love regency romance, we will probably (definitely) love Mr. Malcolm’s List, a series that is being described as Bridgerton meets Pride & Prejudice and have we ever been more successfully catered to?? Who cares, we are EXCITED!!
For new the Obi-won Kenobi show, apparently Hayden Christensen binged all of Rebels to prepare for his reprisal of Darth Vader. We are Rebels stans here at POME, we are glad that Christensen understood the assignment.
This truly wild recanting of an 2000’s ball-jointed doll scammer has us enthralled and amazed. A time when visual kei was peak aesthetic and forum culture was in its nascent form. But scammers are, of course, eternal.
Dino + Attenborough fans, the hits start coming and the don’t start coming!!
Yeah, this is a no from us.
But, dear reader, not all is lost:
A lovely piece from Polygon featuring Kate Tsang, and how working on shows like Steven Universe helped her realize she could manifest the kind of media she wanted to see in the world and led her to writing Marvelous and the Black Hole.
These strippers went on strike and then showed up to the picket line dressed as OSHA violations and NOBODY HAS EVER HAD A BIGGER BRAIN!!
RED ALAYER Y’ALL the Wachowskis are auctioning off movie props and donating the proceeds to trans youth — GET YOUR JUPITER ASCENDING PROPS WHILE YOU CAN! We cannot possibly stress enough that there is unsold Abrasax family jewelry and Channing Tatum’s big uggo boots in there!! YOU CAN BUY CHANNING TATUM’S LATEX EARS
I guess we have to cover it, but the terrible Twitter man is at it again.
At least we still have Italian Elon Musk.