A Crone’s Pre-Halloween Search History

The big Halloween party is tomorrow night, and the Arch-Crone left her personal croakbook (like chromebook! get it?!) lying around! A particularly precocious young witch in training took a gander through her Googhoul history — here’s what she found:

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FIRE-EXTINGUISHING CHARMS

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No-bake dessert recipe

So, I guess we know what the Crone of Crones is bringing to the Halloween potluck! This hag can tell you: sometimes it’s comforting to think that even the strongest and most grizzled among us need a little help now and then. Stay safe this Halloween, and always know where your fire extinguisher is!

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Jenny is just a Silly Nerd with a lot of Feelings about Comic Books and Friendship and also This Capitalist Yoke We All Share; she enjoys Dogs and Sleeping and Cartoons. Her three favorite words are: Breakfast All Day.

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