The big Halloween party is tomorrow night, and the Arch-Crone left her personal croakbook (like chromebook! get it?!) lying around! A particularly precocious young witch in training took a gander through her Googhoul history — here’s what she found:
2:17 PM
Tasteful halloween party decor
Buy candles online
Discount candles
Why are candles so expensive??
Best candles beeswax vs. whale fat
Wildcraft aromatherapy recipes
4:24 PM
What ever happened to CroneCrate?
25 practical applications for baby teeth
CroneCrate ethical harvesting practices
Cursed mirror distributors near me
5:58 PM
How to make soul cakes taste good actually
7:13 PM
Charm to get red-wine stains out of carpet
7:43 PM
Simple and Elegant dessert recipe
Summoning spell groceries
Summoning spell groceries -amazon -drone
8:37 PM
9:23 PM
What is the Dark Web
AOL keyword “The Dark Web”
13 Souls to Trick into Replacing Yours in Hell
How to tell if you’re having a stroke
Memory spells
FIRE-EXTINGUISHING CHARMS
11:11 PM
So, I guess we know what the Crone of Crones is bringing to the Halloween potluck! This hag can tell you: sometimes it’s comforting to think that even the strongest and most grizzled among us need a little help now and then. Stay safe this Halloween, and always know where your fire extinguisher is!