Hanging out at the nearest Costco free sample cart, Paloma is a comic writer and publisher trying to get through each day with as little public embarrassment as possible. Described by many as "pretty loud, but in a good way," "always in a hurry," and "a dog person," she does her best to give the impression that she knows what she's doing. Duck Hook is definitely not about her, mostly because she is very bad at golf, but she really appreciates you taking the time to read it.