what are dogges?

 

Dogges:

 

• Organic vacuums
• Fluffy garbage dowsing rods

 

 

• Wheezing footrests
• Nature’s designated Hufflepuffs

 

 

• Fart auditors
• Pizza alarm

 

• Pillows that can drool on themselves
• Barf mops (alternatively, Swiffer Mops that spray barfed-up grass instead of water)

 

 

• Crumb sleuths
• Toddler steeds

 

 

• Hairy doorstops
• The only thing keeping cats from supreme domination

 

 

• Mostly-willing recipients of spinsters’ affection

 

 

• The only evidence for a benevolent higher power
• Human thundershirts
• Keepers of knowledge #illumipuppi confirmed