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what are dogges?

even more things we know

 

Dogges:

 

  • Organic vacuums
  • Fluffy garbage dowsing rods

 

 

  • Wheezing footrests
  • Nature’s designated Hufflepuffs

 

 

  • Fart auditors
  • Pizza alarm

 

  • Pillows that can drool on themselves
  • Barf mops (alternatively, Swiffer Mops that spray barfed-up grass instead of water)

 

 

  • Crumb sleuths
  • Toddler steeds

 

 

  • Hairy doorstops
  • The only thing keeping cats from supreme domination

 

 

  • Mostly-willing recipients of spinsters’ affection

 

 

  • The only evidence for a benevolent higher power
  • Human thundershirts
  • Keepers of knowledge #illumipuppi confirmed

 

Carolynn Calabrese

If you prick your finger and write “Cat Fancy” on your mirror in blood during a harvest moon, CC will appear behind you and make you put human clothes on your pets. CC is Head Crone in Charge at POMEgranate Magazine, as well as the co-host of Moon Podcast Power MAKE UP!!

Jenny Mott

Jenny is just a Silly Nerd with a lot of Feelings about Comic Books and Friendship and also This Capitalist Yoke We All Share; she enjoys Dogs and Sleeping and Cartoons. Her three favorite words are: Breakfast All Day.

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