what are dogges?

  Dogges:   Organic vacuums Fluffy garbage dowsing rods     Wheezing footrests Nature’s designated Hufflepuffs     Fart auditors Pizza alarm   Pillows that can drool on themselves Barf mops (alternatively, Swiffer Mops that spray barfed-up grass instead of water)     Crumb sleuths Toddler steeds     Hairy doorstops The only thing keeping […]

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