RIP Anthony Bourdain, good dude and ally to crones. We’ll never forget how you stood up for that one lady who reviewed the new Olive Garden in her small, rural town.
Fellas, step up and get on the makeup appreciation train like this one pure being.
Already makeup-woke and ready for the next step? Read this rewarding interview with one of the few male abortion clinic escorts. That’s how you use your privilege, folks!
Comics hero Spike Trotman has finally launched the hotly anticipated FTL, Y’all!: Tales From the Age of the $200 Warp Drive Kickstarter and we are STOKED. You know what to do!!
In other comics news, we love this all-Native comic book shop in Albuquerque, Red Planet.
Please meet our new mascot, the Murder of Grudge-Holding Crows.
Precious crones, you gotta protect that skin from our increasingly murderous sun, and now you can do it in style!
That’s it this week, folks! So forth boldly under the summer sun, and be not afraid to hold a grudge against everyone who has ever wronged you.