March 25, 2019 at 9:00 am
This is starting off strong, but Luanne coming out of Big Tex to shame mankind is the only Truth Coming Out of Her Well To Shame Mankind we’ll ever need.
Murder She Wrote is coming to Amazon Prime! Yeah, Amazon is evil, but there’s no ethical consumption under capitalism and we can’t wait to devour 5 seasons of Angela Lansbury!! Just look at her!!!
Last week’s super moon was the Worm Moon (!!) and in England somewhere, it resulted in a lunar rainbow! Did anyone even know this was a thing? Because, wow!
Uhhhh, apparently Netflix recast the dubs for its upcoming release of Neon Genesis Evangelion without (initially) contacting the original cast, and people are mad. As if we needed something to make Shinji even MORE sad.
Maybe Netflix can make it up to everyone with this really cute-looking new original show, though?
Okay, are you ready for the best news of the week? Are you sitting down? Do you have a sippable hot beverage available for a spit-take? Okay, good, because we just found out it’s really, really true that Mel B and Geri Halliwell totally had sex with each other during the peak Spice Girls era!!!! God bless 20-bi-teen, Aries season, and the got dang Worm Moon!!!!!!!!!!