Afternoon Snack

Welcome to August. Today’s topic – skorts: inexcusable fashion nightmare, or cleverly-disguised chub rub prevention tactic? You be the judge. Also, here are some things to read.

Did you guys catch the blue moon last week? To my great disappointment, apparently blue moons aren’t actually blue. They are just extra full moons.

I do not even know where to begin with this article about activity trackers in our brave new world, but it’s an engrossing read to puzzle over through lunch (and while tracking said lunch on Myfitnesspal…).

A FitBit has little tolerance for magical thinking. It says: Eating the 0% yogurt rather than 2% yogurt for lunch after sitting at your desk all morning will not make up for your past three days skipping the gym, any more than finding out why that thing Dad said still hurts you will save your new relationship.


If White People Food Were Described Like “Exotic” Food by dreamteam Jaya Saxena and Matt Lubchansky

You may be familiar with the “elevated” oatmeal of New York’s tasting menus, but for my money, nothing comes close to the authentic taste of a bowl made by this Missoula grandmother.


All these guidelines about making words with your mouth as a lady person are hard.

This is the absolute most Austin-y relationship advice quandary I have ever read in my whole life.

In the time it has taken you to read this, here is our conclusion: skorts are an illusion. Happy Monday y’all.

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A collage featuring the top 10 crones of the year for 2023.

Crones of the Year 2023

As we spiral ever further towards certain catastrophe on this interminable mortal coil, there are some lights of hope that pass fleetingly by. Most often: the crones or otherwise eternal baddies found in all of our favorite escapist media. And so we present our top ten 2023 Crones of the Year.

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