Crone Clickbait

Stay safe, coven. Following these crone clickbait headlines will trap you in a digital hell dimension from which there is no escape — and while you won’t believe what happens next, you definitely won’t like it. Heed our warnings and look out for these ads, so you know what to avoid when navigating the Spectral Internet.


crone clickbait souls
Spoiler alert: by clicking on this ad, you become one of those 13 souls.


crone clickbait eat this
Finding a trustworthy, capable huntsman in the gig economy is even harder than just procuring the heart yourself. Skip this ad and stock up on poisoned apples instead.


crone clickbait sea hag
This ad is a SCAM; sea hags don’t get out of bed for less than 125,000 mermaid souls per month.


crone clickbait cursed beasts
Don’t bother — it’s a slideshow.


crone clickbait witchfinder
If that’s actually Witchfinder Hopkins, I’ll eat my pointy hat.


crone clickbait 1 weird trick
Spectral Internet Safety Tip: no legitimate magical procurement office will ever ask you for an unmarked vial of your blood. Be careful when giving out your personal information on any website — no matter what kinds of terrifying magical powers it promises you.



Guard thyself from these cleverly disguised hexes, coven, and remember: in magic, as in life, there are no shortcuts to greatness — especially not on the other side of a half-assed display ad.

CC Calanthe

CC Calanthe

If you prick your finger and write “Cat Fancy” on your mirror during a harvest moon, CC will appear behind you and make you put human clothes on your pets. CC is Head Crone in Charge at POMEgranate Magazine, as well as the co-host of Moon Podcast Power MAKE UP!!
A collage featuring the top 10 crones of the year for 2023.

Crones of the Year 2023

As we spiral ever further towards certain catastrophe on this interminable mortal coil, there are some lights of hope that pass fleetingly by. Most often: the crones or otherwise eternal baddies found in all of our favorite escapist media. And so we present our top ten 2023 Crones of the Year.

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