What Piece of Crone Wisdom Do You Need to Hear Right Now?

What's your job situation right now?
Great, actually! Both fulfilling and lucrative.
Employed, I guess
Worried black businesswoman at desk
My job is terrible and I'm going to quit soon.
Unemployed
It's fine, except that no one takes me seriously.
Could not be better -- I mean, look at all my cat children!

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Love life?
Nonexistent
A few things here and there -- nothing serious
I've been with the same person for a while and things are fine, I guess
Waist-up view of a senior couple in pajamas watching television together
Solid -- just, yeah, very good.
I don't know how to end it
I don't have any love to spare for a ~man~ when I have all of these cats to love!

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What do you do on your days off?
Chill, mostly
tired businesswoman is sitting at a table full of paperwork
What do you mean "Days Off" ???
I have fulfilling hobbies.
Anything to kill the pain, friendo
Laundry, I guess?
Oh man, you would not believe what my cats and I get up to! #photoshoot

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Jenny Mott

Jenny Mott

Jenny is just a Silly Nerd with a lot of Feelings about Comic Books and Friendship and also This Capitalist Yoke We All Share; she enjoys Dogs and Sleeping and Cartoons. Her three favorite words are: Breakfast All Day.
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