How to Pretend You’re On Summer Vacation

It’s summer time! But you’re not a student, you’re out of PTO, and you’re stuck staring at a computer screen with the rest of these nerds. The only two people you really talk to in the office are at the beach and you’ve open and closed the same spreadsheet a dozen times without doing a thing to it. It’s time for a change!! Here are some ways to get that summer beach vibe from the comfort of your corporate office gig.

 

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With just these few activities to guide you, you too can pretend you have the money/time/PTO to spend a chill week on the beach! And listen, it might not be easy – your co-workers are gonna try to bring you back to reality (“Meeting in 10!” “Mind working late tonight?” “Stop using so many emojis in your emails.”) but DO NOT PAY THEM ANY MIND. This is beach week, friendos, and nobody can tell us otherwise. ⛱☀️????????

Rachel Weiss

Rachel Weiss

Rachel is a designer and artist from Texas. She is pro-feminism, pro-crones, and pro-dogs. She's also Boss Crone at POMEgranate Magazine, and one day hopes to be able to drink her tea without so much milk and sugar.
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