what are dogges?

 

Dogges:

 

  • Organic vacuums
  • Fluffy garbage dowsing rods

 

 

  • Wheezing footrests
  • Nature’s designated Hufflepuffs

 

 

  • Fart auditors
  • Pizza alarm

 

  • Pillows that can drool on themselves
  • Barf mops (alternatively, Swiffer Mops that spray barfed-up grass instead of water)

 

 

  • Crumb sleuths
  • Toddler steeds

 

 

  • Hairy doorstops
  • The only thing keeping cats from supreme domination

 

 

  • Mostly-willing recipients of spinsters’ affection

 

 

  • The only evidence for a benevolent higher power
  • Human thundershirts
  • Keepers of knowledge #illumipuppi confirmed

 

CC Calanthe

CC Calanthe

If you prick your finger and write “Cat Fancy” on your mirror during a harvest moon, CC will appear behind you and make you put human clothes on your pets. CC is Head Crone in Charge at POMEgranate Magazine, as well as the co-host of Moon Podcast Power MAKE UP!!
Jenny Mott

Jenny Mott

Jenny is just a Silly Nerd with a lot of Feelings about Comic Books and Friendship and also This Capitalist Yoke We All Share; she enjoys Dogs and Sleeping and Cartoons. Her three favorite words are: Breakfast All Day.
A collage featuring the top 10 crones of the year for 2023.

Crones of the Year 2023

January 28, 2024

As we spiral ever further towards certain catastrophe on this interminable mortal coil, there are some lights of hope that pass fleetingly by. Most often: the crones or otherwise eternal baddies found in all of our favorite escapist media. And so we present our top ten 2023 Crones of the Year.

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