Which Horseman of the Apocalypse Are You?

Do you know which harbinger of destruction best suits your personality? This quiz will help you seal the deal on determining which dread sigil of the End Times you most resemble.

 

Pick one:
Hank Hill
Dale Gribble
Boomhauer
Bill Dauterive
Peggy Hill
Bobby Hill

Correct!

Wrong!

Pick one apocalypse/dystopia/end-of-the-world-as-we-know-it fictional property.
Fallout
Rick Grimes (Andrew Lincoln) - The Walking Dead - Season 4 _ Gallery - Photo Credit: Frank Ockenfels 3/AMC
The Walking Dead
Good Omens
Wall-E
Fury Road
The Jetsons

Correct!

Wrong!

Pick an EVA pilot
Shinji
Asuka
Rei
Kaworu
this is some anime nonsense & I refuse.
anime? What’s anemy? Aneem? Anighm?

Correct!

Wrong!

Pick a sidekick
skeptical mouse
Fancy Crow
immortal Looks
Mass Text Crone
SkeleBro
Day Job

Correct!

Wrong!

Which of these is the worst way to die
Uneventfully, after a lifetime of drudgery and toiling
Murdered by a tacky asshole in a dumb hat
Eaten by fish
Eaten by butt
Death by Mansplaining
Can’t pick just one

Correct!

Wrong!

Which of these relatively harmless types of people annoy you the most
People who sell furniture on Craigslist for like 5 times as much as it’s worth
People who don’t tell you they were picking up food on their way over and you have to watch them eat dinner in front of you
People who make smalltalk in elevators
People who relate every terrible event of 2017 through the lens of a Harry Potter meme
People who livetweet TV shows and spoil all the endings
People who fave & like but don’t follow back

Correct!

Wrong!

Pick a horseman
Headless
Bojack
Old Spice Centaur
Professional Centaur
this anime boy
wikihow

Correct!

Wrong!

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