Reasons I Don't Read Comics featured -- Spider-Man No More

Reasons I Don’t Read Comics

Why don’t more people read comics? We give you the answer (in comics form).

 

 

Reasons I Don't Read Comics "Why don't you read comics?"Reasons I Don't Read Comics "names with too many vowels, not enough consonants." "names with too many consonants, not enough vowels." "futile attempt to prevent more superhero movies from happening."

Reasons I Don't Read Comics "I only read graphic novels" "I only read cave paintings -- you know -- the only legitimate form of sequential art."

Reasons I Don't Read Comics "disinterested in sad boys and their sad boy relationships." "latex-induced claustrophobia."

Reasons I Don't Read Comics "tired of Wikipedia" "if I was interested in studying up on mystifyingly complicated genealogy, I'd read the Bible."

Reasons I Don't Read Comics "LOUD NOISES" "beefcake too beefy" "cheesecake too cheesy"

Reasons I Don't Read Comics "afraid of tumblr / facing own sexual awakening" "fear of weaponized breasts"

Rachel Weiss

Rachel Weiss

Rachel is a designer and artist from Texas. She is pro-feminism, pro-crones, and pro-dogs. She's also Boss Crone at POMEgranate Magazine, and one day hopes to be able to drink her tea without so much milk and sugar.
CC Calanthe

CC Calanthe

If you prick your finger and write “Cat Fancy” on your mirror during a harvest moon, CC will appear behind you and make you put human clothes on your pets. CC is Head Crone in Charge at POMEgranate Magazine, as well as the co-host of Moon Podcast Power MAKE UP!!

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