![Life Goals, Wife Goals: Hello and welcome to a very special edition of Life Goals, Wife Goals. My co-hot couldn't be here today - because I'm trying to surprise her, you see. Caitlin and I have known each other for over a decade now. And last year, after much secret pining from afar, we finally started dating. It's been an amazing nine months and I can't imagine my life without her. Caitlin is: Brilliant, Sweet, Kind, Funny, Wonderful, Beautiful. [graph ranging from life to wife, ranking Caitlin as an off-the-charts wife!!!!] My perfect-100% wife goals. So, what do you say, Caitlin? Would you marry me?](https://pomemag.wpengine.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/LGWG_Proposal_FINALRS.png)
Editors’ note: CONGRATS Y’ALL WE LOVE YOU!!!! BEST WISHES FROM ALL THE POMES!!!!!!!!
Important update!!
I SAID YES https://t.co/vjgP5Thlok pic.twitter.com/bfG4Zjuexu
— Cait Zellers (@caitymayhem) June 9, 2021
Editors’ note: CONGRATS Y’ALL WE LOVE YOU!!!! BEST WISHES FROM ALL THE POMES!!!!!!!!
Important update!!
I SAID YES https://t.co/vjgP5Thlok pic.twitter.com/bfG4Zjuexu
— Cait Zellers (@caitymayhem) June 9, 2021
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So much has changed in the ten years since we first began collecting and cataloging the great crones of our time, but much yet remains the same. Namely: our continued commitment to evil hag representation in media.
Today we’re covering Victoria Grace Elliott’s Please Be My Star: a Phantom of the Opera-tinged romance between two theater kids that dares to ask: can hotties be sickos??? [affectionate].