A Very Special Life Goals, Wife Goals

Life Goals, Wife Goals: Hello and welcome to a very special edition of Life Goals, Wife Goals. My co-hot couldn't be here today - because I'm trying to surprise her, you see. Caitlin and I have known each other for over a decade now. And last year, after much secret pining from afar, we finally started dating. It's been an amazing nine months and I can't imagine my life without her. Caitlin is: Brilliant, Sweet, Kind, Funny, Wonderful, Beautiful. [graph ranging from life to wife, ranking Caitlin as an off-the-charts wife!!!!] My perfect-100% wife goals. So, what do you say, Caitlin? Would you marry me?

Editors’ note: CONGRATS Y’ALL WE LOVE YOU!!!! BEST WISHES FROM ALL THE POMES!!!!!!!!

Important update!!

I SAID YES https://t.co/vjgP5Thlok pic.twitter.com/bfG4Zjuexu
— Cait Zellers (@caitymayhem) June 9, 2021

Ashley R. Guillory

Ashley is an illustrator, comic and storyboard artist from Seattle currently living her dream in sunny Burbank, CA. You can find her working most days in her book filled hollow in the company of her black cat.

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