Omega 4 Replay: Episode 34

In the year 2016, the human race was blessed with increasingly frequent updates about the impending release of Mass Effect: Andromeda. In the months that followed, Rachel and CC embarked on an intrepid journey to replay the original trilogy. After taking some… detours…. these two have returned to continue their voyage through the Milky Way.

The civilizations of the galaxy called it:

THE OMEGA 4 REPLAY by Carolynn Calabrese and Rachel Weiss

Comic 1: Mass Effect 2 Impressions
Aria T'loak: owns a cool bar/mining asteroid, somehow rockin' that boy band bolero jacket/surgical glove combo
Morinth: murder goth gf, can't talk rn, doing hot girl shit

Comic 2: Journey into Deeply Problematic Content!!!!
Carolynn: SIGH. Ready to do Jacob's mission?
Rachel: *solemn nod*
They clink two shot glasses together.
Carolynn: BLEGGHHHH
Rachel, holding her face: i hate this mission

Comic 3: Can't argue with the results, tho
Samara: To draw Morinth out, you need to show confidence.
Shepard, seriously: Got it.
In the next panel, Shepard is dad dancing next to Morinth as she twerks. Samara facepalms.
Smara: omg shepard

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Rachel Weiss

Rachel Weiss

Rachel is a designer and artist from Texas. She is pro-feminism, pro-crones, and pro-dogs. She's also Boss Crone at POMEgranate Magazine, and one day hopes to be able to drink her tea without so much milk and sugar.
CC Calanthe

CC Calanthe

If you prick your finger and write “Cat Fancy” on your mirror during a harvest moon, CC will appear behind you and make you put human clothes on your pets. CC is Head Crone in Charge at POMEgranate Magazine, as well as the co-host of Moon Podcast Power MAKE UP!!
A collage featuring the top 10 crones of the year for 2023.

Crones of the Year 2023

As we spiral ever further towards certain catastrophe on this interminable mortal coil, there are some lights of hope that pass fleetingly by. Most often: the crones or otherwise eternal baddies found in all of our favorite escapist media. And so we present our top ten 2023 Crones of the Year.

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