Omega 4 Replay: Episode 37

In the year 2016, the human race was blessed with increasingly frequent updates about the impending release of Mass Effect: Andromeda. In the months that followed, Rachel and CC embarked on an intrepid journey to replay the original trilogy. After taking some… detours…. these two have returned to continue their voyage through the Milky Way.

The civilizations of the galaxy called it:

by CC Calanthe & Rachel Weiss

Comic 1: Great Expectations
Panel 1: Rachel: "Ahh!! I"m so hyped to start ME3!!!!"
CC: "Hell yeah, dude!!! Let me fire up the ol' 360."
Panel 2: The ancient Xbox 360, with horrible sounds screaming out of its decrepit mechanisms.
Panel 3: CC and Rachel stand there, smiling, looking slightly moist.
Pane 4: The girls melt, struck down by the curséd sounds of the struggling 360.

Comic 2: First (struck-out) Third Impressions
- could probably punch at least one Reaper into space
- love you space dad
- 2 weeks (crossed out) 2 hours from retirement :'(
Spooky kid:
- Majora's Mask creepypasta
- haunted marionette
- get out of my mind charles

Comic 3: Reaper How-To
Panel 1: Rachel, with a classic teacher pointer in her hands. "Mass Effect 2, as you may know, has many Reapers. And Reaper suck to draw. So here is my new guide to easy Reaper drawing!"
Panel 2: "Step 1: Draw a Reaper." A Reaper in space, saying "THIS HURTS YOU."
Panel 3: "Step 2: Give up, draw Mickey Mouse hands" A giant Mouse hand in space, saying "ha HAH!"

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CC Calanthe

CC Calanthe

If you prick your finger and write “Cat Fancy” on your mirror during a harvest moon, CC will appear behind you and make you put human clothes on your pets. CC is Head Crone in Charge at POMEgranate Magazine, as well as the co-host of Moon Podcast Power MAKE UP!!
Rachel Weiss

Rachel Weiss

Rachel is a designer and artist from Texas. She is pro-feminism, pro-crones, and pro-dogs. She's also Boss Crone at POMEgranate Magazine, and one day hopes to be able to drink her tea without so much milk and sugar.
A collage featuring the top 10 crones of the year for 2023.

Crones of the Year 2023

As we spiral ever further towards certain catastrophe on this interminable mortal coil, there are some lights of hope that pass fleetingly by. Most often: the crones or otherwise eternal baddies found in all of our favorite escapist media. And so we present our top ten 2023 Crones of the Year.

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