Omega 4 Replay: Episode 38

In the year 2016, the human race was blessed with increasingly frequent updates about the impending release of Mass Effect: Andromeda. In the months that followed, Rachel and CC embarked on an intrepid journey to replay the original trilogy. After taking some… detours…. these two have returned to continue their voyage through the Milky Way.

The civilizations of the galaxy called it:

THE OMEGA 4 REPLAY
by CC Calanthe and Rachel Weiss

First (struck out) Third Impressions
Vega: meatball, we love u freddie, Cortez's cute bf & we won't hear otherwise
Liara: Prothean weeb final boss, knows your search history (judging u), that's Professor Thirsty to you

Comic 1: Locking It In
Panel 1: Ashley in recuperation in a hospital bed, giving a thumbs up. "Time it takes to get back with Kaiden/Ashley: 2 (or 7) plot missions (it depends)
Panel 2: Liara, swooning and swaying "Oh Shepard!!" "Time it takes to get back with Liara: 7 missions"
Panel 3: Garrus holding a duffle bag and saying, "So Shepard, we doing this?" "Time it takes to get back with Garrus: 5 minutes"

Comic 2: Boyfriend's Back
Panel 1: Garrus stretches out, exuberant. "It's great to be back onboard the Normandy!"
Panel 2: Garrus, cracking his fingers. "There's just something soothing about handling this giant gun."
Panel 3: Shepard, snorting like a little gremlin. "A giant *SNORT* GUN, hunnnhh?" Garrus yells off panel, "HEY!!"

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CC Calanthe

CC Calanthe

If you prick your finger and write “Cat Fancy” on your mirror during a harvest moon, CC will appear behind you and make you put human clothes on your pets. CC is Head Crone in Charge at POMEgranate Magazine, as well as the co-host of Moon Podcast Power MAKE UP!!
Rachel Weiss

Rachel Weiss

Rachel is a designer and artist from Texas. She is pro-feminism, pro-crones, and pro-dogs. She's also Boss Crone at POMEgranate Magazine, and one day hopes to be able to drink her tea without so much milk and sugar.
A collage featuring the top 10 crones of the year for 2023.

Crones of the Year 2023

As we spiral ever further towards certain catastrophe on this interminable mortal coil, there are some lights of hope that pass fleetingly by. Most often: the crones or otherwise eternal baddies found in all of our favorite escapist media. And so we present our top ten 2023 Crones of the Year.

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