Like the public at large, Donald Trump occasionally struggles to remember the vast history of completely bananas things he’s said on the record. But is that because he’s a self-promoting douchebag whose opinions change with his racist, hate-mongering supporters’ whims, or because he’s actually a robot — an overtaxed robot who can no longer hide his true identity?
Determine whether or not the statements below were said by Donald Trump in Monday’s debate, or by the legion of overeager spambots that plague this website’s very comments section (and its dutiful and hardworking moderators).*
*Note: names and identifying information have been stripped from the quotes below