8 Dog Swimsuits You Didn’t Know You Needed, But Here We Are
aka Dog Swimsuit Hell; uh, we mean: aka Dog Swimsuit Heaven
July 25, 2018 at 9:00 am
It’s summertime and you know what that means: it’s swimsuit season, and more importantly, it’s dog swimsuit season!!! Like: sure; you can just take your dog to the pool WITHOUT coordinating an entire Fun In The Sun ensemble — but what’s even the point? If your sweet, trusting pup needs an entire new Look for your next beach outing, we’ve got you covered: we are proud to report that we scoured the internet and found the for most powerful Dogs-In-Swimsuits #Looks for your viewing pleasure.
- I’ve been sitting here trying to come up with shark movie puns, and it’s PAWS! PAWS is the joke!
- Deep Bork Sea
- The Deepening, but with Dogs; The Doggening
- The Meg except it’s The Dog and instead of eating all these people this Good Boye just hangs out with the cute lil pomeranian from the trailer and they become best friends
- It’s a living
- Do Not Put Fake Boobs On Your Dog
- this dog has a secret and it’s how to survive underwater
- I really feel for the poor, unfortunate souls who lived this long without seeing this li’l guy
- this bb can be a part of my world anytime
#Look: High Femme Beach Dog
- at some point, i think, we need to come to terms with the fact that technology has gone too far
- further proof that humanity does not deserve dogs because look at this poor baby’s trusting face!!
- a Look that says: “i find faux vintage aesthetic cloying and dated (and also i am a tiny dog)”
- finally, dogs can experience all the frustrations of finding a bikini that fits both halves of your body:
#Look: If You Like Pina Coladas
- Wasting away again in Margrowlitaville
- Jimmy Puppet? Borkket? Jimmy Barkfet?
- +1 to Jimmy Puppet
- $20 bucks says this doggo is wearing a muscle tee that says “life’s a beach” under this button-up
#Look: Surfer Good Boye
- Little surfer little one / Made my heart come all undone / Do you love me, do you surfer girl (because I LOVE YOU! WHAT A GOOD GIRL! WHAT A GOOD DOG!)
- Get this dog a puka shell necklace
- and some frosted tips
#look: Beach bee dog
- the perfect look for your vintage beach day
- lol guys i am all A BUZZ over this pupperino
#Look: Heckin’ Eye Protecc Boy
- what is the “G” for??
- Good boye
- the Goodest boye
Despite everything — despite fake boob padding, awkward pet wigs, and sequined dog-sized halter tops — dogs still love us anyway, for some reason. Bless you, dogs, for being the real heroes of our time.
Finally: shoutout to this article for teaching us two extremely valuable parting lessons:
1. Looking for dog swimsuits will draw you into a hell-dimension where you’ll learn more about canine sanitary products than you’d ever want or need to know.
2. Dog people are 100% just as weird as cat people.