Fictional Friendship Galentine’s Day Cards

Start decorating your shoebox, because we’ve whipped up a heap of Galentine’s Day cards you can use to celebrate your real life pals on this special day. We combined our favorite fictional non-romantic female friendships with all the lessons we learned while barreling through Branded Children’s Valentine Card Hell in years past. Share these cards with your buddies over the breakfast food of your choice for an optimal Galentine’s Day experience.


Shut up and listen: you're great, Galentine!
Stay GOLDEN, Galentine!

And if you’d like to check out even more Galentine’s festivities, head on over to our Patreon for bonus Galentine’s Day cards that were too meta or just not even remotely platonic. Happy Galentine’s & Palentine’s Day to you and yours, POMEs!

CC Calanthe

CC Calanthe

If you prick your finger and write “Cat Fancy” on your mirror during a harvest moon, CC will appear behind you and make you put human clothes on your pets. CC is Head Crone in Charge at POMEgranate Magazine, as well as the co-host of Moon Podcast Power MAKE UP!!
Jenny Mott

Jenny Mott

Jenny is just a Silly Nerd with a lot of Feelings about Comic Books and Friendship and also This Capitalist Yoke We All Share; she enjoys Dogs and Sleeping and Cartoons. Her three favorite words are: Breakfast All Day.
Rachel Weiss

Rachel Weiss

Rachel is a designer and artist from Texas. She is pro-feminism, pro-crones, and pro-dogs. She's also Boss Crone at POMEgranate Magazine, and one day hopes to be able to drink her tea without so much milk and sugar.
A collage featuring the top 10 crones of the year for 2023.

Crones of the Year 2023

As we spiral ever further towards certain catastrophe on this interminable mortal coil, there are some lights of hope that pass fleetingly by. Most often: the crones or otherwise eternal baddies found in all of our favorite escapist media. And so we present our top ten 2023 Crones of the Year.

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