Romance Roundtable #8: The Man Behind the Scars

Cruel Angel's Thesis

July 11, 2018 at 1:58 pm

Welcome to Romance Roundtable: a feature where all four editorial POME Crones gather together to discuss a Harlequin romance manga. Today we’re discussing The Man Behind the Scars by Caitlin Crews — a genuinely engrossing story about messy weirdos learning to trust each other. I mean, there are definitely still Problems, but this is rated pretty highly on the old Amazon dot com, and there’s definitely a reason why (it’s the sex scenes; but also probably all the time devoted to Processing Emotions! honestly it’s p good!).

 


 

CC: guys this is my problematic fave
i loved this stupid book

Rachel: same!!!
weirdly same!!!!

CC: hot people unpacking their feelings is my favorite genre LOL

Jenny: i def felt myself getting drawn TOO DEEP into this absurdity

Rachel: I was very surprised

CC: i mean there are some moments that get surprisingly real imo

Jenny: oh you mean like THIS shit

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like, where did that even come from and also what is it exactly that you’re saying??

CC: lol yeah that did come out of nowhere

Rachel: some of the logic acrobatics that the characters made were pretty impressive
sometimes i was worried that I had accidentally skipped a page??
and missed some crucial dialogue

CC: oh before we get too much farther
want to summarize this blessed hot mess??
(also FWIW i totally agree rachel LOL)

Rachel: yes!!

CC: i would summarize this one as: marriage of convenience trope, except with a surprising amount of raw emotions mixed in with yr standard harlequin melodrama; earl has PTSD, model has a narcissistic mom; together they sort of make a relationship work after a lot of problematic bullshit and shared trauma

Jenny: this is a book about the all-too-common “contractual marriage of convenience” that we all know about and acknowledge as a Totally Normal thing rich people do. He thinks he’s an unlovable monster bc of childhood trauma and also this scar; she thinks he’s sexy bc of his dark eyes and probably his ponytail.
a lot of it is about him and his feelings but honestly it’s done in a way that i’m not mad about

CC: yeah I know right!
i mean, he was an earl and all, but he was surprisingly informal about his feelings

CC:

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i mean, until he was very Not Casual about his feelings lol

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Rachel: one thing I hated — that her name was Angel
that is the most Harlequin romance thing about this book

CC: so so true
and they got like
all the way to the end before they started going hard on the “my angel” puns
i was very disappointed about that lol

Rachel: lol
this book also got PRETTY sexy!
like, fanning myself over here at certain points

Jenny: oh def

CC: they boned in the library!!

Jenny: and against a tree!!

Rachel: just all over the place!!
it was Good

CC: yeah!
I feel like they prefaced it was some V Harlequin purity myth bullshit:

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Rachel: oh yes that’s definitely true

CC: just so that they had a morality get out of jail free card for all that boning

Jenny: ugh ugh ugh

Rachel: part of me is also happy for her that her first boning experience was a good one lol

Jenny: i mean
yes
but also

Rachel: not some sloppy teen backseat car sex

Jenny: like, he’s real upfront about the fact that he wants an heir and it’s just like — girl! what did you think that was going to entail?!

Rachel: LOL

Jenny:

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Rachel: I don’t know what sex ed is like in the UK i guess
I assumed it was better than here but this story has me thinking otherwise??

Jenny: idk idk

CC: how is babby formed. how girl get pragnet [with the heir of pembroke]

Rachel: pregananent
also, ok, the Pembroke thing
Pembroke is Darcy’s home
and it is not in Scotland
so, w/e

Jenny: pemberley friend

Rachel: OH SHIT

CC: aw dang

Rachel: that’s so embarassing lol

Jenny: we can edit that out

Rachel: I’M LEAVING IT IN

CC: i was gonna say that
if it ain’t pemBROKE don’t fix it

Rachel: HAHAH

CC:     H     A     H     A     H     A

Jenny: i kind of want to go back to the man’s emotions
(only time i’ve ever said that)

CC:

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the “man”‘s emotions??

Rachel: LOL

Jenny: but also on this page, they do a really good job, like, paralleling his emotional process w hers

CC: yeah I agree!!!

Jenny: like, there’s a real focus on both their shared and parallel emotional journey(s)
and the way they think through their situations is really purposefully similar, which makes him Super Sympathetic
like, sympathetic enough that it’s a little easier to look over the times when he’s shitty and kind of violent
which, like — a problem on its own

CC: I liked the part where they both talk about surviving their shitty moms

Jenny: same

CC:

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one thing that I really liked about Angel as a protagonist is that she calls this dude out all the time

Jenny:

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CC: (for the readers at home: our heir of pembroke is named Rafe, sorry we forgot to mention that)
LOL THAT WAS SO GOOD

Rachel: yes!! she states at the very beginning that she never lies
I dig that

CC: what a bold move

Rachel: a common thing in romance stuff is for people to be so shady about the truth and never say what they feel / mean
she and her face-framing hair were a breath of fresh air

CC: lol rachel
yeah i agree tho
especially after some of our other romance roundtable features
it’s nice to see 2 people just vocalizing their internal processing
also I like that Angel didn’t immediately fall back into his arms

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Rachel: YES

CC: i can’t relate to not crying over things so
but i can empathize with this whole scene
(lol)

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she didn’t just accept his “lol it’s not like i REALLY love u or anything” bullshit
she called him out and set a boundary and got the hell out of there (edited)
way 2 go girl

Jenny: i really liked how consistent her characterization was throughout the whole thing
like, sometimes in these the protag can feel kind of Too mary sue — like, designed to be projected on to — and this one was her own woman!

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like, right out the gate
just straight to the point
not fucking around

CC: wearing a giant flower on her boob and calling dudes out at parties with a martini in her hand
i can’t even imagine having that kind of power

Jenny:

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let’s just take a moment to appreciate the full #look
so much ruffle
a very 2008 prom dress

CC: i legit love that choker
i don’t care how extra it is; i love it
also her “casually traumatized” outfit

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simple, but great use of subtle statement jewelry

Jenny: i mean, she said that she does some design consulting
so — needs to be stylish
on top of her modelling

Rachel: I want to know more about her history with her mom?
I feel like we got a lot of Rafe’s backstory
but like, we don’t know that much about Angel and why her mom spends so much
and why her sister Allegra doesn’t seem to help at all??

Jenny : oh i def agree

Rachel: I mean, she married a distant relation of Rafe’s so she’s gotta be $$$$

CC: yeah I feel like the sister stuff got really breezed over

Rachel: one thing I really appreciated is that, I feel this was the best drawn romance roundtable to date
very few weird panels
everybody was really expressive, the backgrounds were good

Jenny: def
the backgrounds were great

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CC: i am not gonna lie: i would be very into it if my contractual husband owned a creepy burned out scottish castle
words I never thought I would say but here we are
at least, words I never thought I would say in that sequence at one time

Jenny: oh that’s always been on my list

Rachel: LOL

CC: dang jenny! you continue to kill it with your foresight
i want this for u

Rachel: is this a Practical Magic situation?
like replace pancake guy with burned out scottish castle

CC: i hope so

Jenny: lol i wish
tbh replace pancake guy w the hot dead farmer husband

Rachel: UGH YES

Jenny: LET HIM LIVE
anyway — this earl was like kind of shitty sometimes
as much as i love the emotional journey
i feel like we need to give some time to recognizing how Not Okay some of his shit was

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like, what?? firstly, gross; but also YOU just bought a wife! but maybe that is just a really old-timey kind of promiscuity? what even is promiscuity??

Rachel: jeez, excellent point. I don’t know how modern promiscuity differs from old-timey promiscuity but w/e

CC: s a m e
that old time promiscuity

Rachel: ain’t that just the way

CC: LOL

Rachel: he really does use his damage as an excuse to be a real shit bag sometimes tho

CC: yeah I feel like being all “here are all my feelings whoops u can’t judge me for being shitty” is like, the oldest trash boy trick in the book (edited)
while I think he is mostly not intentionally shitty?? GOD i don’t wanna make excuses for him but I do feel for him and his PTSD
from his family and also his unit

Rachel: he’s been through a lot for sure, and it’s hard to take that experience and turn it into compassion
I wish it was something we saw more of in our literature tho

CC: yeah
maybe it’s just that the bar is p low, so processing and doing your best to not do the same shitty thing is like
groundbreaking, esp in this genre??
am I giving him too much of a pass????
look this is extremely cliched but it did get me:

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Jenny: it was really sweet!

Rachel: YEAH!!
look at all these tough boys showing their love and appreciation for each other!

CC: i feel like this is in poor taste but
my favorite is freckles in the middle there

Rachel: i bet that’s what they all called him too, Freckles

CC: oh nooooo!! pfc freckles reporting for duty ;__;

Jenny: these good sweet boys!
BUT! (not to get back on this shit) little did they know their leader would pull some shit like this:

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CC: >:|

Jenny: No Good!

Rachel: very bad

😐

Jenny: but also, i mean this guy IS out here w the relatable content, like

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and:

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BUT THEN he pulls this shit!
this horrible very bad no good shit!
idk idk i v much enjoyed this book but this guy and all his emotional journey stuff was really complicated!
and there’s some stuff i haven’t really forgiven!

CC: that is v fair
doing more emotional labor than the dudes from our previous roundtables is
not the highest bar
still A Bar, but
while we might all want people to not expect things from us
here we are, Earl of Pembroke

Rachel: ugh definitely
he, like every other dude in all of the roundtable books, are lucky that these ladies forgive their shit

Jenny: oh!
and not to keep this train going too much longer, but
she looks a lot like his mom

CC: LOL I KNOW

Jenny: like, A LOT

CC: 😐

That is definitely A Decision
LOL

Jenny: like, i think there was a part where it flashed back to when his mom and brother were making fun of his scar/calling him a monster
and then it flashed back to this moment from when rafe and angel first met

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and i just could not figure out how to read that decision
like, did he feel attacked? or was her comment meant to seem lighter when put in the context of him mom/brother’s super mean comments?
could not tell

Rachel: yeah it’s interesting because it’s something the artist did, but I don’t know if it’s what the writer intended??

Jenny: ohhhhh; good point

CC: i read it as her not being as put-off by it as they were
like, she kinda made light of the situation but didn’t avoid it or put him down??
but that, again, is a generous read lol

Jenny: idk — i figure any time someone mentions the phantom of the opera in relation to you, it’s a put down

Rachel: it’s so interesting how taking something from a purely written medium and putting it into comics with little to no oversight by the writer (I assume) can have unintended effects!
like how in the artist’s notes, they wrote how they decided to give Angel long hair, just cause they liked it better

CC: lol yeah

Rachel: I also want to know if those hair wings on the side of her face are described in detail in the book
because I am obsessed

Jenny: more angel imagery
(hair WINGS)

Rachel: yes!!
having bangs AND hair wings is definitely a very anime aesthetic

CC: speaking of aesthetic
what did yall think about
these floral pants lol

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Rachel: LOL CC i’ll be real — they made me think of you
“CC would like these pants”

CC: you were right, i did like those pants
i was v into those pants

Jenny: i am always down for a floral

CC: yeah I like that this is her whole vibe
i mean, same tho

Rachel: y’all ready for final thoughts?

CC: i have one more thing before final thoughts!
speaking of things that made me feel extremely Seen:

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that “talking bc the silence is really uncomfortable” feeling
I really wonder if the book is as intense as this comic was???
I wonder how much was the artist’s interpretation and how much was in the original novel
i feel like this artist really knows what she is doing lol

Rachel: yes, def

CC: (also now i am ready that is the last thing i had before final thoughts)

Rachel: haha no worries!

CC: ok well my final thought is

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cruel angel’s thesis
bam
mic drop

Jenny: lololololoolololol
my final thought is

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this kilt! more kilt weddings!

Rachel: yes!! my first thought when I saw this was “WHERE’S FRED”

Jenny: YES
that’s what this book was missing!
fred andrews!

Rachel: that’s what all these books are missing

CC: “i’m not one for speechifyin’
but you kids
need therapy”

Jenny: LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Rachel: lol so true
ok so my final thought is — is this book just “modern”, no magic, Beauty and the Beast?
she agrees to marry this dude to help her mom / Belle stays with the Beast to free her father

Jenny: it kind of seems that way!

Rachel: he’s physically marred by his past

CC: omg you’re right
was beauty and the beast
the original version of all these stories???

Rachel: she even goes into the forest at one point

Jenny: feels well-timed after “beauty and the beastmaster

Rachel: LOL
every Harlequin romance is Beauty and the Beast

CC: [ascending brain meme]

Rachel: you know, at the end of this, we should just write our own

Jenny: oh god yes can we?

Rachel: put all this experience into one, distilled piece
the ultimate Harlequin romance

CC: contractually obligated marriage for the flimsiest reason we can think of

Jenny: everyone is virgins; even after they have sex

CC: dude with an extremely inappropriate name for an earl is an earl

Rachel: everybody is british or british-adjacent

Jenny: Dick Thunder, Earl of Pemberley

CC  LOL
i mean, we’ve been avoiding the “my italian archduke’s secret birthing secretary” type books for a reason to be fair

Jenny: yes

Rachel: also true

Jenny: and this one was such a hit do y’all think we should just start picking ones that actually have good reviews?
like, in the future?

CC: that’s how I found this one! I can get behind that
it was a fun read and we still had plenty to goof on

Jenny: agreed

Rachel: def!

 


 

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Jenny Mott

Jenny is just a Silly Nerd with a lot of Feelings about Comic Books and Friendship and also This Capitalist Yoke We All Share; she enjoys Dogs and Sleeping and Cartoons. Her three favorite words are: Breakfast All Day.

Carolynn Calabrese

If you prick your finger and write “Cat Fancy” on your mirror during a harvest moon, CC will appear behind you and make you put human clothes on your pets. CC is Head Crone in Charge at POMEgranate Magazine, as well as the co-host of Moon Podcast Power MAKE UP!!

Rachel Weiss

Rachel is a designer and artist from Texas. She is pro-feminism, pro-crones, and pro-dogs. She's also Boss Crone at POMEgranate Magazine, and one day hopes to be able to drink her tea without so much milk and sugar.