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Brittney Martinez


A Trip to the Dallas Psychic Fair

This theme week gave me the perfect opportunity to attend something I’ve been wanting to for a long time: the Dallas Psychic Fair. Read more.


Best Haunted House Movies

I’ve waded through the best and the worst that haunted house films have to offer, and these are my favorites. Read more.


Prince Fielder: A Tribute

A salute to the most lovable man in baseball

There are once-in-a-generation players that sweep a sports fandom off its feet and change the way the game is played forever. The long and storied history of baseball has many players like this: Ty Cobb, Babe Ruth, and Willie Mays are just a few names of men that have shaped the way baseball is played. Prince Fielder is NOT one of these men. Read more.


How to Get Into a Sport

I LOVE SPORTS. Sports are amazing. There’s camaraderie, there’s competition, there’s drama. Seriously, watching SportsCenter is as addicting as watching TMZ for the exact same reasons. Read more.


Cthulhu’s Summer Vacation

5 Hot Vacation Spots for the Adventurous Elder God

I, Cthulhu, The Great Old One, the High Priest of the Great Old Ones, The Great Dreamer, am exhausted. After years upon years of listening to the drones of cultists and the screams of the insane, I need a break. Everyone needs to take time to unwind during the summer, even part-octopus, part-dragon Elder Gods. Here are my top five places to to reinvigorate myself after many months of torturing the lesser beings of the world. Read more.


The Genius of Beyonce’s LEMONADE

I’m not here to review LEMONADE. It’s an instant classic, 5 out of 5 crones, and deserves all the praise and mania that surrounds it. Read more.


Scully and Mulder Review: Blue Apron

Find out how Blue Apron challenges everything Scully and Mulder know about cooking.

Mulder called me last week and said that he wanted to try Blue Apron, a weekly delivery service that sends all the ingredients for three dinners for you to cook and eat. He claimed that because we work such late hours, a service like this would be beneficial to us. Read more.


A Love Letter to the Depo-Provera Shot

Dear Depo-Provera shot, Like all relationships, ours is a give-and-take. Well, you do all of the giving and taking. You give me a child-free life and you take away my periods. The relationship is very one-sided, but you seem to be okay with that Read more.


Afternoon Snack at the Mos Eisley Cantina

As Space Week comes to a close, we want you to have an out-of-this-world week every week. The best way to do that is to integrate Star Wars into EVERY SINGLE ASPECT of your life. And we have provided you with plenty of ways to do so! Here’s how you can make, buy, watch, go, see, and read Star Wars for the weeks to come. Read more.

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Five Stages of a Star Trek Binge

Star Trek: The Next Generation is a classic. You know this; everyone knows this. You will no longer accept being the one left out of the conversation! So, you clear out your weekend schedule, purchase all of the edible necessities, and prepare for an adventure upon the USS Enterprise. Read more.

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