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13 Self-Care Tips for Boss Witches & Crones

To be your best witch, self-care needs to come first. Here are 13 self-care tips for boss witches that will have you re-energized and ready for hexing. Read more.

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Announcing Boss Witch Week

How to Live Your Best Crone Life

Sweep away the cobwebs from your hearth & from your mind, coven -- it’s time for Boss Witch Week. Read more.

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6 Ingenious Makeup Storage Tips for Extremely Lazy Slobs

Lazy Doofus Beauty Guide, Volume 2

These 6 resourceful, space-saving DIY makeup storage tips will help you justify holding onto all that jank-ass makeup so long that your family eventually buries you with it. Read more.


How to Host Your Own Ladies’ Home Séance — For Reals!

(For Fakes)

It’s Séance Week, and what better way to commemorate that fact than by hosting your very own Ladies’ Home Séance? Read more.

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How To Remove Waterproof Liquid Eyeliner or Die Trying

A Lazy Doofus Beauty Guide

Are you looking for the perfect beauty tool to tell the world “I want to look super cute for six hours and then spend the rest of the week looking like the ghost of a seasick raccoon?” Well look no further, because waterproof liquid eyeliner is here for you. Liquid eyeliner can help you achieve that fierce Bad Bitch Sailor Moon Villain aesthetic you’ve always dreamed of -- until you decide to take it off because as it turns out, that waterproof, semi-permanent face goop isn’t going anywhere. But no worries: I’m here to help you master a technique to get all that junk off your face (or at least upwards of 40% of it). Read more.

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Spring Cleaning Tips

Crone Tested, Crone Approved

There are endings to observe and new beginnings in which to rejoice. We honor the passing of our sistren and welcome the new crones rising with the springtime. It is to these fledgling crones that I turn today, with hands outstretched in warmth. They need our ancient wisdom to guide them, to teach them not to wear their scrying robes to the market and how to brew the perfect hangover cure—to show them the path of the crone. Read more.

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Aromatherapy Recipes for Every Crone’s Home

A crone's home should always be a place of positive energy and happiness - but even the best of us can leave our homes open to nasty spirits without realizing it. Aromatherapy is a simple way to banish gross spirits and make your house smell crazy nice! Read more.


Danger DIY: Cosmic, All-Supernatural Personal Lubricant Sources

For the Discerning Crone

Choosing the right lubricant for your own particular, intimate needs may seem easy enough for the average Tom, Puck, and Sabrina. But what about those of us with more advanced needs? You’ve been around the mortal plane, and you know what does and emphatically does not work for an experienced crone like yourself. Unfortunately, the brands you trust to provide you with the highest-quality product can also get pretty pricey. Splurge no more, Crone at Home-rs: we’re here with an extensive guide on how to harvest your own ingredients for that long-lasting glide you need to last all eon. Read more.

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DIY Dream Interpretation for the Practical Crone

Your brain's eccentric sleep stories say a lot about you. Sometimes.

I see dreams as weird stories my brain weaves out of miscellaneous bits of information while I’m sleeping, and for more insight into where those stories come from, and why those particular bits were chosen, I turn to dream interpretation. Read more.